Verto's application

Name: Alistair Wise
Age: 17
Language: English
Past experience as a moderator: none
What will be brought to the forum: My understanding of the underlying systems of the forum, and my dedication to a forum that will never pay me anything is unquestionable. The very fact your giving me the power to patrol these forums like a god is enough to give you my undieing loyalty.

Scenario, a member posts a racist reply, what do you do?: I would immediately track their I.P. then proceed to contact their ISP and find out exactly where they live, I would then purchase a ticket to their country of origin. Hire a car from Hertz at the airport as they generally have the best deals for car's, drive to their place of residence. Knock on their door, politely ask their mommy if they are home. Wait politely at the door until they come to greet me....

AND CASTRATE THEM!!!

Sincerly,

Ally wise